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taddle:

kvothe-kingkiller:

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

allonsy-sherlock:

popetwitter:

kaalashnikov:

squeakykins:

yzma:

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started

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  • Sara:

    "We're calling from The Forest. Um.. There's actually a bear, it just... it's been injured it... It's dragging-"

  • *Phone beeps*

  • Sara:

    "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

  • Lisa:

    "Oh, it's okay, i'm still here, i'm still here.."

  • Sara:

    "I know but we've got to do it again, I hate it when fuckin' other motherfuckers call us!"

  • Tegan:

    it's emys family

  • Sara:

    oh it's emys family, I fucking hate emys family